Monday, August 27, 2007

Apples and Wine

My Aunt sent me this great e-mail. It goes like this...

Apples and wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know! :)

Thought that was cute. Don't get mad guys. It's just a little chick humor! he he!


Dean "D-Day" said...

If you think that's funny, you'll probably get a kick out of this one:

Bored Housewife said...

That's awesome!

Thanks for popping by the blog. I dream of Harleys, too. They make my pulse sizzle and my eyes sparkle. Some day I will have one.

BRANDY said...

that is freaking hilarious. I stumbled across your blog and love it. I am starting to get a little sadden that bike nights are almost over.