Monday, February 16, 2009

Biker Humor

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there" and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times.


-Connie said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's terrible!!! I have to let Josh read that when he gets home!!!

Webster World said...

That is really good. Why that ol'gal must be a Gillette fan afer all these years:)

Dean "D-Day" said...

That joke never gets old!

FLHX_Dave said...

Funny! Fuzz...I have not heard that in awhile. Ouch...that hurts my nipples thinking about it.

Willy D said...

Oh yea, she got her patch.

Big Daddy said...

Oh Shit!
It's been too many years since I heard that one.
Still love it LOL

Ann said...

Hahahaha! She's IN!!! :)

Lady Ridesalot said...

From the sound of it, this one's been around a while, but it was the first time for me! Too funny!I kept it up on the monitor so I could show the hubby as soon as he got in. He thought it was pretty funny too! Thanks for sharing a classic!

B.B. said...

That was great, thanks for the laugh!

Baron's Life said...

Great jokes never die.
Thanks for the laugh

"Joker" said...

LMAO! That ain't just an old story. I know her...she works at the Boneyard!!

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

I had never heard this one and the funny thing mother in law sent it to me! LMAO!!!!