Now and then people e-mail me stuff that cracks me up. Found this in my e-mails today and had to share...
I am working from home today, and I do have to work, but I look outside and its a lovely bright morning. What often happens on such days is I might take a walk to the garage, usually one of the bikes is awake, the conversation goes something like this.
bike “working from home today again huh'
me: yep
bike: need some 'thinking time'
me: thinking time?
bike “thinking time, you haul me out of the garage, ride me for a couple of hours and think about the work you need to do”
me: that a good idea?
bike: sure it is you get to think and I get to go on the road, don't be such a pussy.
me: OK I'll get my gear
bike to herself as I walk away “ that little bike whore is so easy”
Then my wife gets home in the evening and says “you are working late...you been out on that bike again!!”
Sounds about right!
ReplyDeleteYep, sounds about right!! :)
ReplyDeleteOh! A couple weeks back, you posted about the "We Ride" magazine. Well I just got my copy in the mail!! So I wanted to thank you for posting about it!! :)
This isn't a joke for me. It's a reality. Sad, I'm a road whore.
ReplyDeleteSounds like someone we know, heh? LOL!
ReplyDeleteWhen My wife get's home, the first thing she does is looks at where I park my bike to see if it's there or not. I've worked many an evening due to afternoon hooky!
ReplyDeleteI knew it...I'm a bike whore!
ReplyDelete(See my posts on taking my "Mental Health Days" by playing hookey from work.)
LOL! Yeah, Big D is a bike whore too! :)
ReplyDeleteI love it, am I be a bike whore if the bike doesn't even have to call me and I still have to ride it.
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