Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A Little Motorcycle Humor...

Now and then people e-mail me stuff that cracks me up. Found this in my e-mails today and had to share...

I am working from home today, and I do have to work, but I look outside and its a lovely bright morning. What often happens on such days is I might take a walk to the garage, usually one of the bikes is awake, the conversation goes something like this.

bike “working from home today again huh'
me: yep
bike: need some 'thinking time'
me: thinking time?
bike “thinking time, you haul me out of the garage, ride me for a couple of hours and think about the work you need to do”
me: that a good idea?
bike: sure it is you get to think and I get to go on the road, don't be such a pussy.
me: OK I'll get my gear
bike to herself as I walk away “ that little bike whore is so easy”

Then my wife gets home in the evening and says “you are working late...you been out on that bike again!!”

8 comments:

B.B. said...

Sounds about right!

-Connie said...

Yep, sounds about right!! :)

Oh! A couple weeks back, you posted about the "We Ride" magazine. Well I just got my copy in the mail!! So I wanted to thank you for posting about it!! :)

FLHX_Dave said...

This isn't a joke for me. It's a reality. Sad, I'm a road whore.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Sounds like someone we know, heh? LOL!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

When My wife get's home, the first thing she does is looks at where I park my bike to see if it's there or not. I've worked many an evening due to afternoon hooky!

Dean "D-Day" said...

I knew it...I'm a bike whore!

(See my posts on taking my "Mental Health Days" by playing hookey from work.)

Ann said...

LOL! Yeah, Big D is a bike whore too! :)

Matt Marino said...

I love it, am I be a bike whore if the bike doesn't even have to call me and I still have to ride it.